Reserve your signed and numbered copy

Become a Gordo Founding Reader — and put your name permanently inside the first edition.

Every Founding Reader will receive a handsome, good-quality, case-bound hardback with a full-colour dust jacket, signed by me and individually numbered.

If you have eaten somewhere because I recommended it, avoided somewhere because I demolished it — or disagreed violently with practically everything I have ever written — I would be delighted to put your name in the book.

I cannot promise dignity, restraint or universally good behaviour. I can promise some bloody good stories.